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My great uncle sent this to me earlier today...

 It is so hot in Kansas that-

 .....the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

 ......the trees are whistling for the dogs.

 .....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

 .....hot water now comes out of both taps.

 .....you can make sun tea instantly.

 .....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

 ......the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.

 .....you discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

 .....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

 .....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.

 .....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

 .....your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

 .....you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
 .....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.

 .....the cows are giving evaporated milk.

 .....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

Date: 2007-08-16 11:06 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] mizdandylynn.livejournal.com
Man did I love this one... it really made me think of the weather here as well... mind if I pass it on to my mom?

Date: 2007-08-17 01:13 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] krzy.livejournal.com
sure go ahead :)

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