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My great uncle sent this to me earlier today...

 It is so hot in Kansas that-

 .....the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

 ......the trees are whistling for the dogs.

 .....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. water now comes out of both taps. can make sun tea instantly. learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

 ......the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly. discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car. discover that you can get sunburned through your car window. actually burn your hand opening the car door. break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

 .....your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
 .....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.

 .....the cows are giving evaporated milk. are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.


Jun. 8th, 2006 07:14 am
krzy: (Alltel)
Just came across this:

and is amusing too :)

hehe I am amused. Esp since Cingular is the acct I did when I worked at Lock\Line.

Just sittin here getting ready to leave for work soon. Lunch is packed, so all I have to do is gather my things and get out the door but I still have about 20 min before I have to leave. Yesterday was a lot of fun. Our trainers rock. They are close knit and know each other well enough they're comfortable busting each other's chops now and then. By far the best training class I have ever been in.

From the look at the agenda yesterday, it looks like today is going to be covering more on Equipment and then Customer Service.

Ok need to get my shoes on and get ready to go. Be back later tonight. :)
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stolen from [ profile] vulpine137 who got it from [ profile] techie_

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